Chris snarled as he held the phone to his ear. “What did you just say?” he shouted through
gritted teeth.
“They stole our entire stock, sir,” the man on the other
end of the phone repeated.
Chris put the phone down and seethed. Light-rook had assured him the odds of
anything going wrong were minimal. Chris
had been sure they’d honor a deal orchestrated by an Angel. How hard was it to allow one shipment through
your territory?
Chris sighed while Zachary looked at him, concerned. He picked the phone back up. “And how much did we waste on what we were
giving them to let us through?”
“About twenty-thousand, sir, on top of the cost of the
shipment itself.”
Chris gritted his teeth.
“Alright. Is that the only news
you have for me?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Very well then.
Goodbye.” Chris hung up the
phone. He looked at Zachary. “Oregon betrayed our trust” he said. “We made a deal with them. In exchange for letting us deliver a shipment
through their turf to Canada, we gave them the tools they needed for one of
Light-rook’s orders. They took our
tools, twenty-thousand dollars of them, and they took our shipment, fourty-four
million more. Go there and see to it
that no one ever considers betraying us like that again. I want your sister to make them wish they
were in hell. I want her to make the
devil himself shake his head in disapproval.
Am I understood?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Good. Go off and
see to it.”
Zachary nodded and left the room. Chris sat back and put his feet up on the
desk. He’d never normally have risked
this much, but Light-rook had assured him that it was a good idea. It still had been, now that he thought about
it. Some of his advisors had said Oregon
would never pass up that much meth no matter the risk, but what did they know
about Oregon? It had been a good and
advisable plan. It was by freak accident
that it had gone awry. It was a one in a
billion chance for it to go wrong. This
had merely been that rare billionth time.
Yes. That must have been the
case. Chris just knew Light-rook had
told him the truth.
*****
Valthakar punched a cavern wall as he left yet another
cave in failure. He seethed. Nothing?
Still? He’d been out here for a
week! How many caves were in the Rocky Mountains?
Valthakar looked down.
There was clearly some kind of trickery going on here. There was no way he could remember the
location of the phylactery this badly. It
must have been moved. By whom,
though? Could it have been Kgobauru? No, it couldn’t have been any lich. Without their souls, they’d not be able to
find it except by random chance, an extremely unlikely event. Could Kandrinarkora have messed with it
somehow? It seemed he must have.
Valthakar sighed and sat down. If that had happened, what should he do? Well, he supposed the only thing he could do
was open a portal to the underworld and find the thing there. That’s where Kandrinarkora would have hidden
it.
Valthakar sighed.
How had the boy contacted Gborin’gargoth? He’d bowed his head, like he was praying to
him. Hardly atypical of the boy,
Valthakar supposed. However, while
Valthakar’s pride protested such an act, he’d have to swallow it. He bowed his head just as he’d seen the boy
do, willing himself to speak to Gborin’gargoth.
“Hello? Can you
hear me?” he whispered.
“Yes. What do you
need?”
Valthakar’s eyes widened.
The voice was real and audible, though it didn’t seem to come from any
one direction. He stood up. “I think Kandrinarkora has hidden
Bavandersloth’s phylactery.”
“I see… yes” the voice said. “The Phylactery is in the Underworld. I can sense it. One of Kandrinarkora’s monsters must have
taken it there. I can sense where you
are. There’s a cave behind you. I’ll open up a portal inside it, one that’ll
lead right to where the phylactery is hidden.
I can keep Cerberus under control long enough for you to enter and
leave.”
Valthakar stood, taking a deep breath. “Thank you,” he said.
“No problem.”
Valthakar turned around and entered the cave.
*****
Cody’s eyes widened a bit. “Where are you, then?”
“On an assignment.
We were betrayed by another organization. We have to take retribution.”
Cody sighed. “Can
you not come back and then leave again to finish that?” He wanted to kill Zachary before
Bavandersloth died, and that could be any day now. As soon as his phylactery was snapped, all of
his mind control spells would be reversed.
“Sorry. Orders.”
Cody gripped the cushion of the torn up old couch he was
on. “From who?”
“The boss. The one
in charge of the Selechii Syndicate.”
Cody closed his eyes.
His face tensed up before he took a deep breath. He thought.
His eyes flashed open. He came up
with an idea. “Could I meet with him,
then?”
“Hmm… I could contact him, I suppose. Where would this be, and when?”
“Anywhere private, as soon as possible.”
“I see. I’ll tell
you what, I’ll call him and see.”
Cody took a deep breath.
“Thank you. I appreciate it.”
“It’s alright.”
Zachary hung up to make the other call.
The Selechii Syndicate’s leader would be the worst criminal he’d gotten
rid of, and as much as he didn’t want to admit it, the most valuable soul he’d
have gotten. Cody closed his eyes, took
a deep breath and lay back. He looked up
at the moldy ceiling above him, trying to admire it.
*****
As Valthakar walked through the cave, he scanned for the
portal he had been promised. Finally, he
bowed his head again. “Where exactly in
the cave is it?”
“In the back.
You’re almost there.”
Valthakar looked around.
He could see into the chamber at the end of the hall. There was nothing beyond it. “I can see the back of the cave. It’s straight down the hall. I don’t see a portal.”
“Just go into the back chamber. You can’t see from outside, but there’s a
portal to the left.”
Valthakar looked up.
He sighed. He walked into the
back room. There was no portal. He looked around. Too late, he heard a snicker.
He turned around and saw a cat-like creature standing
erect. His eyes widened. He lunged toward the creature, but a rock
slid and fell on him as he hurdled through the air, its weight knocking him to
the floor and crushing him against his stomach.
The cat walked up to him and grinned.
“Whoops, did I do that?” it asked.
Valthakar snarled. “Oh well, I’d
better split,” the cat said. “Oh, by the
way, you picked the right cave on your third try. Well, it used to be the right cave. I’d never tell you which one is right
now! Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA.” Valthakar’s eyes widened. The cat ran away, emitting an unpleasant,
nasally laugh. “Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA. Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA.”
Valthakar seethed.
He closed his eyes and made the rocks pinning him decay away. He bent upward and looked at his back. Crushed, nearly half way up. The flat part of his back may as well have
been a layer of paint on the cave floor it was so flat. Valthakar sighed. He couldn’t feel anything from his legs,
meaning the crushing must have been so severe that, for magical purposes, that
section was severed from him.
Valthakar groaned, raised his palm and finished severing
that bit of him off with a magical beam.
With that done, he stood up on his hands. He’d done that before, of course, though his
speed would be reduced by quite a bit while he did it here.
Valthakar growled and rushed after the cat on his hands.
*****
Zachary called Cody back.
“I was able to arrange a meeting for you.”
“Really? Where?”
“At the Waterside Resort, room 226, this Thursday at 9:15.”
Cody tilted his head.
That was a few days away. “Can he
not meet me any sooner than that?”
“He’s a busy man.
He’ll be there when he said he’ll be there, and stay for fifteen minutes
if you don’t show up, or an hour if you do.”
Cody sighed.
“Fine.”
Cody lay back as he hung up the phone. He turned to lay on his side and closed his
eyes. He made himself think about his
night with Cherie, calling images of her to dance in his mind. Her soft breath, the feel of her warm skin
against his cold, dead flesh, not that he had taken his true form with her.
Cody sat up. He
looked over at Justin, who he’d finally talked into reading one of the Starstreamer books. He closed his eyes again and thought about
Cherie. “Next Valentine’s Day,” he
whispered to himself.
*****
Cherie thought about Cody’s smooth, soft skin as she
gazed out the window. “Next Valentine’s
Day,” she thought. She heard the door
open and turned her head, snapping out of her daydream to see her instructor
walk in. She took a deep breath and
looked at him.
“Good morning, class,” her instructor said, shutting the
door behind him.
Cherie smiled at him.
“Good morning,” she said, along with a few other DIAPP trainees. She was by far the youngest person
there. She was studying for the “monster
identifier” job for now. Being an
ethicist would require a certain amount of experience working some other duty
anyway.
“Thank you,” the instructor said. “Now, we’re here to learn about the
identification of magical creatures and artifacts.” The instructor held up a book. It was forest green, with two yellow circles,
one inside the other, on its front cover.
There was yellow text inside the smaller of the two circles. “Now, first, before we do anything else, I’m
going to introduce you to this. I can
see all of you brought your own as you were instructed to. Go ahead and look at it. If you’re going to identify monsters, you’ll
rely on this book. It’s called the Compendium
of Paranormal Entities and Objects. All
of you should have edition 7.0.”
Cherie looked down at her copy. The book was tall, wide and thick. Opening it up, she found it to be printed on
very thin paper, with the print being tiny.
She saw that the pages were numbered at the top, so she flipped to the
back of the book. Landing on not quite
the last page, she saw it was numbered 3,137.
She looked back up at her instructor.
“The CPEO7 is a comprehensive compendium of every known
magical artifact and monster. The
creatures are listed first in the book, alphabetically by name. The items are listed second, in the same
manner. An object’s description will
usually be about two pages long, but some of them run longer. For example, flip to page 149.”
Cherie did. She
saw the entry for ‘Light Dragon,’ alphabetized as ‘Dragon, Light.’ “You’ll probably not encounter this
particular creature in the field.
However, notice the way the entry is structured.”
Cherie studied the page.
The monster’s name was in the top-left corner, followed by an artist’s
depiction of it, with a human for scale.
Below it were a series of listed bulled points under headers.
“Abilities
“* Oral emission of light, including
high energy lasers capable of causing lethal injury and both large and small
scale destruction of environment and property.
“* Winged flight at speeds up to 300
Mph and averaging 225 Mph.
“* High intelligence, including
complex and deceptive tactical maneuvering.”
Other abilities included speech, high lifting strength,
and a powerful bite. Below its abilities
were listed its typical behavior, weaknesses, recommended tactics for fighting
it, and a header for miscellaneous information.
When the instructor finished his explanation of the
format for a magical creature page, he moved to the magical item section. This page was formatted in a very similar
way, but with different headers.
“Now,” the instructor said, “let’s consider the most
important section of this book. In the
back, taking up a third of the CPEO7, is a large index. In it, countless traits, signatures,
behaviors and abilities are listed in alphabetical order. There’s an entry for fire. There’s an entry for necklaces. There’s an entry for creatures which can fly. There’s an entry for creatures with distinct
tails. There’s an entry for creatures
which glow. Etc, etc.”
Cherie flipped toward the back of the book to see what he
was talking about.
“Below each of these traits is a list of creatures and
objects associated with it, including their page numbers. Mark the page in question with one of the
strings attached to the book’s spine, and then either go through the entries it
lists, or, if there are several entries under some trait or you know quite a
bit about the creature or item in question, look for more than one trait and
cross-check them. A great effort has
been made to ensure these listings are complete. Now, I will note at this point that once you
are assigned a team to work with, you will primarily use the electronic version
of this book. It is much more easily
searchable, and has more complete information and more categories through which
you can search. However, it may not
always be an option. If you’re on the
go, or if there’s a power failure, or if your base of operations is compromised
and the database destroyed, and you’d be surprised how often that happens,
you’ll have to rely on this book.
Because the two systems work the same way, we’ll usually be using the
harder one in this class. If you can use
this more difficult system, you should be able to use the easier electronic
one.
“Now, let’s practice.
Say you’re working in the field, and your team of agents tells you that
a rural village is being terrorized by an orange monster with wings and one
eye. It has pointed ears and visits
people in the night. It has yet to cause
a death, but rather assaulted its victims, and in some gravely unsavory ways, if you catch my meaning. Look through your book for the monster I’m
talking about and mark its page once you’ve found it, but do not tell anyone
what it is. I’ll give you all several
minutes to find it.”
The instructor sat down at his desk and turned to his
computer to do something. Cherie looked
down in the book. She thought about his
description. She figured the most
important traits for identifying a monster would be the rarest, so she began
with the creature’s manner of assault.
Under “Sexual,” she found only three page numbers: 341,
633, and 701. She marked the page with
one of the strings and then moved to page 341.
It pertained to fertility spirits, which didn’t match the rest of the
instructor’s description. Page 633
pertained to mermaids. That also didn’t
match the rest of the description.
Page 701, however, had a perfect match. The Popobawa was the monster described on
this page. It was a one-eyed
pointy-eared thing with bat wings and the tendency to torture and not
kill. Cherie marked the page and closed
her book.
Several minutes later, the instructor turned to the
class. “Has everyone found it?”
“Yes,” several students said.
“Alright, so,” the instructor turned on the projector,
which showed the same picture of the Popobawa from the book, “the monster I had
in mind was this one, the Popobawa…” Cherie smiled a bit.
*****
Cody went to the hospital at 5:30 PM. This was the earliest he had ever gone, so
the hospital’s inhabitants were surprised to see him. When Cody entered, the hospital
receptionist’s eyes widened. She stood
up from the desk and stared at him. Cody
smelled her anxiety. The massacre at
Central Square was fresh in her mind.
Cody’s greetings at hospitals had been colder ever since these people
had realized that he could be a devourer in disguise.
None the less, there were dozens of humans gathered in
the room into which the doors led, and several of them walked to him and
crowded around him as soon as he entered.
These were pilgrims. They had
come from all around with countless different illnesses hoping to experience
Cody’s healing powers.
The first one to reach Cody was a young woman, whose
diabetes Cody could sense as soon as she touched him. He tagged it.
She didn’t immediately know that of course, so he had to speak to her,
even as the crowd gathered around him.
“I’ve done it already. You may
walk away now,” he said, looking at her.
He looked up from her face and around the room. “There is no need to rush around each
other. Form a line. I will get to you all.”
They did. Many of
them had probably seen news reports of Cody doing this before, so they knew he
was being truthful about the lack of a need to rush. Cody had the various members of the crowd
pass before him. A little girl. A man with his infant son. A woman with her infant daughter. They all passed in sequence, about forty of
them. Each one walked into the cloud
when their turn came. Cody laid his
hands on them and tagged any illnesses he sensed, and then told them to move
along. Many wretched at his smell, but
it ultimately did not hinder them.
When he was done with the pilgrims in the waiting room,
Cody walked up to the receptionist. “Do
you know who can guide me around the facility?” he asked.
The receptionist stood frozen for a moment, and then
nodded, getting an official, who guided him through the hospital, allowing him
to work with the ill he came across in each room. The emergency room was the first area he was
directed to. He caught a glare from a
woman who was there as he passed through.
Though the influx of pilgrims had kept hospitals from going out of
business (each one of them had been paying for their seat in that room) Cody’s
work had still had a massive effect on the hospital industry, at least in
Goldfalls. The glaring woman’s grievance
with him was probably the cost of this emergency room visit. As Cody and Justin reduced the number of
those with the need to stay in the hospital for any long period of time and
cured chronic conditions which kept many of them returning perpetually, the
hospitals had been forced to raise the prices of ambulance rides and hospital
stays to make up for their losses. In
the hospitals in poorer areas of town, such glares were more common. Once, a girl had spat at him for bankrupting
her family.
Still, no hospital had refused to admit Cody, as there
were many people willing to pay the higher price for the chance of one of his
miracles. In addition, each criminal
Cody ate could only be given so many illnesses, which kept him from healing
everyone quickly, so the hospital stay was far from totally abolished.
After making his way through the emergency room, Cody was
guided through the other wings of the hospital over the course of the next four
hours or so.
At one point, his guide turned to him. “If I may say,” the man began, “this is…
earlier in the day than you usually come.”
“I have my reasons,” Cody said. “My schedule has become freer.”
Shortly before 9:00, Cody finished tagging the whole of
the hospital and left. He had taken a
bit longer than he’d expected to, and so he needed to get to the hotel soon.
*****
The hotel’s beauty annoyed Cody as soon as he entered its
lobby. The walls were a soft beige,
decorated by dark gold triangular bars which ran along them. In the center of the hotel was a marble
statue of the Roman god Vulcan. Cody
kept his head down and tried to see as little of the scenery as possible as he
made his way to the elevator, which he rode up to the second floor.
When the elevator opened and revealed the hallway to
Cody, he took a deep breath and stepped out.
The hallway was much less ornately decorated, though it still made Cody
a little nauseous. Cody hurried through
the halls, trying to find room 226. It
took him about five minutes before he was able to find it.
When he finally did, he took a deep breath, looking down
as he cleared a lump from his throat. He
knocked on the green hotel door. A tall,
white, balding man opened it. He looked
down at Cody. “Yes? How can I help you?”
“I was told to come here,” Cody said.
The man raised an eyebrow. “Were you now? Come in.”
Cody entered. The
man closed the door. “I will say,
though, that it is my understanding that you were to come in about ten minutes
ago.”
“I am very sorry for my tardiness, sir.”
The man smiled. “I
hope you are.” He sat down at the
table. As Cody ventured into the room,
he saw a large man in the room with them.
“However, you did arrive within the margin of error I accept. Before we begin, though, I hope you wouldn’t
mind proving your identity?”
Cody nodded.
“Sure,” he said. He took his true
form, covering it with a black cloud as quickly as he could after revealing it,
and then took his human form again.
The man looked up at him with shocked eyes and an open
mouth, but soon cleared his throat and regained his composure. “Please, sit.
What was it you wanted to discuss?”
Cody sat down.
“Well, I’m sure you’ve noticed that Light-rook has been indisposed of
late?”
“Indeed, similarly to how he was once before, I suppose?”
Cody nodded. “Yes,
and he’ll be gone for as long. I’m meant
to manage things around here while he’s gone.”
The old man tilted his head and grinned. “Really?
You? What of that other angel?”
“He is running a long errand. In any case, to avoid redundant conversation,
how far into the future did you already have plans with Light-rook?”
“He and I had operations planned for most of the next
several weeks. According to whatever
hoax he is spinning, I will admit I have not followed his newscasts, our
organization is meant to be supplying most of his weapons. We are the premier source of such things in
this area.”
Cody nodded. “Is
there anything he had promised to do for you that I’ll need to do instead now
that he’s gone? I wasn’t in the know
about the details of his arrangements with you.”
“There was a thing or two he’d agreed to do for us in the
next few weeks. The man, or whatever he
is, seems to have paranormal powers of persuasion along with everything else. Some of the things he’s convinced
organizations to do are unthinkable.
He’s brokered deals I’d have said impossible.”
“I see. Could I
get some kind of proper list of things he promised to do?”
“There’s a pad and paper over there,” the Syndicate
leader said, pointing to a bedside table in the room. “I’ll list them to you; you can write them
down.”
Cody nodded. He
stood up and walked over to the table on which the pen and paper sat. He picked them up and walked back.
“Alright then. So
there are three deals in question here.
His biggest favor, Light-rook was to convince the Russian Mafia to
accept a deal to ship us one-thousand tons of meth in exchange for a single
shipload of weapons, half of which were to be used to carry out one of
Light-rook’s schemes. He also promised
to talk down a casino which we had been taking protection money from, the Sky
Palace, and he was to secure us some territory in Las Vegas relevant to that.”
Cody scribbled the information down as the leader
repeated it to him. “What weapons did
they need for the attack on Russia?”
Cody wasn’t sure exactly how much half a shipload was, but it sounded
like a lot.
“Explosives,” the leader said. “I don’t know where or how they’re meant to
be used.”
“I see.” Cody
sighed. “One other question. You’ve probably guessed that we need… people
for something, with the kills we take.”
The man nodded.
“Do you know how we might go about buying some, to store
them for rough times, perhaps?”
The man’s lips curled up and he emitted an airy
laugh. “What do you need to buy that
for? Can’t you knock just anyone out?”
“We can, but there are reasons to buy. The person is already missing from the
perspective of the law, for one thing, so it’s less noticeable.”
The man laughed again.
“I think I like you more than I thought I would, boy. That’s one market the syndicate doesn’t deal
in. The Armillo Family is where you’re going
to want to go for that. I can give you a
number.”
Cody nodded and handed the man the pad of paper. “Please do.”
The man wrote the number down and handed the pad back to
Cody. “They’ll pretend to be a
laundromat until you say the passcode I wrote down there.”
Cody looked down at the pad of paper and smiled. “Right.
I think that’s everything I need from you.” Cody took his true form and pressed his foot
to the man’s ankle, looking for the bottom of his pants. As he did, he held his hand out and shot a
magical beam at the guard’s heart, killing him.
The crime boss’ eyes widened and he stood up and bolted
for the door, but Cody jumped up and dashed after him, catching him and pinning
him to the ground. He placed his hand on
the man’s bare scalp and knocked him out before transferring to him a wide
selection of the illnesses he had tagged at the hospital. He had to make a few decisions about who to
save, that was always hard, but he was done quickly enough.
Cody prepared his scythe and then, with what was almost
one motion, moved several mortal injuries over to the crime boss and scooped
his soul before they could kill him. He
ate it, its rich, smoky flavor indicating the depth of this man’s sins over the
course of his career.
Cody destroyed the man’s body, and then that of his
guard. He took his human form and walked
out of the hotel. He balled his fist
around the scrunched up piece of paper in his pocket. The Armillo Family sounded like an
interesting future project.
*****
Cody called Zachary’s number as soon as he got back home
from that night’s hunt. Perhaps he
should be hunting during the day too, he thought. With Angels primarily hunting at night, more
and more crime was moving to the daytime.
Now that his schedule was freer, he should go out more often.
Cody put the phone to his ear as he waited for Zach to
pick up. After several rings, he finally
did.
“Hello?” Zach said.
“Your boss didn’t show for the meeting,” Cody said.
“That’s impossible.
The boss honors his arrangements.
Are you sure you went to the right room and right hotel at the right
time?”
“Absolutely positive.
And by the way, I’m not accusing him of lacking punctuality. If he’s as trustworthy as you say--”
“He is.”
“If that’s the case, it might be that something happened
to him.”
There was a pause on the other side of the phone. “You’re right,” Zachary said. “That could be the case. I’ll look into it.”
“Good. In any
case, I was never able to have the meeting with him I needed to have. I still could stand to talk to you,
though. When will you be back here?”
Zachary sighed.
“Not for a while, still: maybe around the beginning of March.”
“Oh.” Cody
clenched his fist. That was still about
a week away.
“Is there no one else in Selechii you could meet with?”
Cody thought. “No.
I suppose someone else could do if it
was absolutely necessary, but I’d rather wait for you if it’s only going to be
a week or so, unless of course you are able to get back into contact with your
boss.”
“I see. In that
case, I’ll call you when I get back to Goldfalls. I’d invite you to meet up here, but I’m too
busy to meet you right now, regardless of where.”
“I understand.”
“I will ask though, why me?”
Cody smiled.
“Rank, mostly.”
“Right. Well, I’ll
call you about a meeting when I’m done up here.”
“Alright. Thank
you.”
“No problem.”
Zachary hung up the phone.
Cody took a deep breath and lay back.
*****
Valthakar saw a blur in the distance, and his eyes
widened. He turned in its direction and
scrambled straight toward it, as fast as his arms could carry him, his torso
scraping against the ground. The cat
looked at him as he approached, a wide grin on its face.
Valthakar sprung up with his hands to pounce on the
bastard. The cat leapt aside, escaping
his grasp. Valthakar fell flat on his
stomach. The cat looked at him while his
face was flat against the rocky mountainside.
“Hey there,” it said. Valthakar
tried his best to ignore the cat as he stood up. “Hey, hey there. Wanna know a secret? You wanna know it? You wanna?”
Valthakar stood up on his palms and turned toward the cat. As quickly as he could, he lifted his palm
and fired another magical beam at it, but it rolled out of the way, landing
right next to him. “Alright,” the cat
said. “The secret is that you suck. Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA. Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA.” The cat ran away, Valthakar looking at it and
seething.
*****
Zachary put down the phone and sat on his hotel bed,
looking over at his sister. His sister,
who sat at a table in the corner dipping a chicken nugget into ketchup, looked
back at him. “What did he say?” she
asked. “You said something was
impossible. What was impossible?”
“He said the boss didn’t show up.”
Pink’s eyes widened.
“What? That really is impossible. What do you think happened?”
Zachary looked down.
“I don’t know. I…” he looked up,
“he could have gotten hung up on something.
We should assume that instead of something worse, at least for now, but
I need to call him to see.”
Zachary sighed and looked back at his phone. He picked it up and dialed his boss’
number. He put the phone to his ear and
listened to the rings. It rang once, and
then twice, and then thrice, and again, and again, before going to
voicemail. He put the phone down,
sighing. He looked up at his
sister. “Don’t worry about it,” he said.
She tilted her head, her eyes wide. “Don’t worry?
How could I not worry? He…
missing a meeting is so unlike him.”
Zach stood up and walked over to his sister. He put his hand on her shoulder, causing her
eyes to relax and her to smile. “I’ll
call someone still back in Goldfalls and have them look into it. There’s no reason for us to be distracted
from our mission.”
Pink looked down at her plate of chicken nuggets. “I guess,” she said. Zach stood up and walked over to the
bed. He dialed another number.
*****
A few days later, Valthakar lay on the side of a
mountain, his legs half-regrown, though still not fit to use as
transportation. He’d been laying there
most of the time for the past several days.
He’d go down to the town once a night to feed, but then he’d come right
back to his spot on the mountain to sit.
As Valthakar sat, he heard a chuckle. He sighed and lay back, resisting the urge to
look around. He heard another chuckle,
this time sounding closer. He just
slumped back and closed his eyes. “Hey,
hey stinkface,” he heard, in the high-pitched voice he knew belonged to the
cat. “Hey, hey, hey stupid, hey, hey,
hey. Hey, I’m talking to you
maggot-face. Hey. Hey.
Hey, hey.” Valthakar ignored the
creature, even as he could hear it getting closer. “Hey, hey,” the creature said. “Hey, your mother was a stupid-head! You’re a stupid-head too! Hey!
Rot-breath, can you hear me! Cat
got your tongue? It’s okay, I’ll give it
back to you. Hey! Hey!”
Valthakar felt the cat step onto his stomach and walk up to his
face. “Hey! Hey!
You smell like a dead skunk wearing gymsocks. You look like a monster ate your face and the
other monsters had to use ugly juice to repair it!” The cat leaned down from his face and shouted
in Valthakar’s ear. “Hey! Come on!
I stole the phylactery you need!
Hey! Pay attention to me! Hey!”
Valthakar sat back.
The cat stopped shouting in his ear and looked directly at his
face. “Hey! Hey!
Hey!” Valthakar raised a shield. The cat looked behind him. Its eyes widened as Valthakar’s opened. The cat turned around and looked at
Valthakar. “Hey, what are you
doing? You can’t do that! That’s cheating! I--”
Valthakar leaned down and picked the cat up. “Let go of me!” it shouted. It started clawing at Valthakar’s chest,
ripping his clothes, though they grew right back after each slash. “Hey!
C’mon, put me down! C’mon!”
“You do realize I can’t feel that, right?”
The cat seethed.
It looked up at Valthakar. “What
do you want?”
“For you to tell me where you hid Bavandersloth’s
phylactery.”
The cat smirked.
“Yeah, like that’s ever going to happen!
I’m under orders, maggot-breath.
I can’t just go and help you!”
“I see,” Valthakar said.
He sat down.
The cat looked at him.
“Hey, what are you doing?”
“I’m sitting here, with you.”
“I can see that, puke-for-brains, but why?”
“Because there’s no point in me getting up if you won’t
tell me where you hid it. If I was ever
going to find it on my own, I’d have done so before I ever encountered you, and
if I ever really came close to finding it, you’d just move it again. I’d be stuck looking until the end of time.”
“Hey… c’mon, man…”
“Of course, you could tell me where it was, but I have no
reason to trust you, so I’d have to keep you in here until I got to wherever
you said it was, and if it wasn’t there, I’d have to sit back down again and,
not let you out, and wait for another, hopefully true this time, answer.”
“Hey!” The cat’s
eyes were wide and his mouth tilted down.
“You can’t do that! C’mon, that’s
not fair!”
“Well, what’s fair and isn’t fair isn’t important now.”
“What do you mean?
I… You… You’ll have to let this shield down if you ever want to eat, you
know!”
Valthakar lay down on the rocky plateau, and rested on
his side. “I suppose I would, but I’ve
gone without souls for a few days before.”
“I…” the cat looked down.
“I… I hid it in a valley. I found
some place near a river and buried it in a hole, inside its big box.”
Valthakar smiled.
He looked at the cat. “I
see. Thank you.” He stood up.
“Can you lead me there?”
The cat nodded. “I
can.” Valthakar started walking down the
mountain, the cat kept near him by his shield.
“You’ll want to take a right as soon as you get to the bottom of this
mountain,” the cat said.
Valthakar nodded.
“Thank you. I will.”
*****
As soon as the first of March came, Cody called Zachary.
“What is it?” Zach asked.
“This is the Angel of Death. Have you discovered anything about your
boss?”
“No,” Zachary said.
“Nothing. However, we are just
now coming into Goldfalls. Would you be
willing to meet me at the Seal Bay correctional center, in, say, three hours?”
Cody tilted his head.
“Why three hours? That seems like
a while.”
“I have to report back to some colleagues of mine about
my work, and find space to store a few things I got.”
“Oh… of course.”
Cody was smiling a bit. This was
going as he’d planned.
“Thank you for understanding. Meet me in Cell Block B, that’s the visibly
smaller one, at 9:00 tonight. I’ll be
near the entrance.”
“Got it,” Cody said.
He hung up.
*****
Cherie sat in her apartment, looking through the CPEO7,
with homework in her lap. She hadn’t
expected her training her to feel so… schooly, but it did make sense when she
thought about it. Cherie wasn’t training
to be a soldier, but a sort of field expert.
Physical training wasn’t a priority, though she had noticed some of it
on her schedule. It still wasn’t a tenth
of what those exterminators must have.
It was also much to Cherie’s relief that the test, and
there would only be one test, would be open book. Learning to use the book was, after all, the
point.
Cherie looked at the assignment.
“Question
1: You are in the field when your squad meets with you to give you
information. They tell you that the
rural Ethiopian village in question has faced three disappearances. Each one has been a woman, who went out to
collect water and did not return. The
ground near the bank of the river is muddy, but there have been no unusual
footprints found. List two questions you
would want to ask to gleam more information, and two plausible suspects for the
creature or object responsible. Present
your reasoning for both your questions and your guesses.”
Cherie thought.
The obvious first step was to consult the index to find a list of
aquatic monsters. When she did that, she
found an entry lasting several pages.
There must have been a hundred entries there. She couldn’t reasonably go through them
all. She had to think of something else.
No one going to a river for some water would wade into
it, so whatever was dragging them away was most definitely coming out of the
water, and therefore leaving footprints.
It must be, then, that its footprints were not unusual. Cherie thought. Her instructor had stressed the importance in
class of knowing the area you served.
Knowing what typically dwelt in a place would help you learn what was
and wasn’t unusual. She wrote down as
her first question.
“What
‘usual’ footprints have been found?
Reasoning: As described, it does not seem likely that the creature did
not leave footprints. It must be, then,
that its footprints were seen and mistaken for those of a local animal or
person.”
What else? She
looked through the scenario again. It
specifically specified a river. She
opened the Index to “river-dwelling.”
This included a much smaller number of entries, but still too many to
search through. She thought. She marked the ‘river-dwelling’ page and
moved to ‘disappearances.’ This was
another large entry, but it wouldn’t contain monsters which would be likely to
leave bodies behind, or who did not directly kill their victims at all. As she cross-compared the two, the first
intersection she noticed was the Kappa.
It was a Japanese monster, not African, but she knew that didn’t matter. While some monsters were better suited to
kinds of terrain which were common in one area or another, any monster could in
principle appear anywhere.
Still, it couldn’t be the Kappa. Its webbed feet went against the statement
that no unusual footprints had been found.
Webbed footprints large enough to belong to a Kappa would have been
considered unusual anywhere. There was
no animal with feet like that.
The next intersection she noticed was the Aztec monster
Auhizotl. It was more promising. It had a dog-like body, and therefore
dog-like feet. She decided to make it
her first guess.
“Auhizotl: It is a river dweller
who drags people into the water and drowns them. Its footprints would have resembled those of
a wolf or dog, and thus would have gone unnoticed.”
Cherie looked through the book. She threw out more intersections, before
happening on another possibility.
Mermaids could have lured the victims into the water, thus not coming
out on land to leave footprints. That
the victims were women didn’t matter.
Even if it was certain that they were all straight, Mermaids were shape
shifters. Their top halves could easily
have been those of attractive men rather than women.
“Mermaid: They could have lured
the victims into the water without coming onto the bank to leave footprints.”
Alright, so she just needed one more question. If anyone had seen the monster, the question
would have mentioned it, so there was no point asking for a physical
description. What about the
victims? The underworld always
dispatched its monsters on some kind of mission. Usually, if a monster was killing people,
they had some kind of significance to it.
However, that train of thought wouldn’t give her the kind of question
she needed. She needed to identify the monster,
not figure out why it’d been sent.
She thought.
Perhaps she was thinking too inside-the-box. A flying creature also wouldn’t have left any
footprints. That gave her another idea.
“Are
there any large mountains, caves, or forests in the area relatively
nearby? Reasoning: If it is a flying
creature, and one large enough to lift a human, such a thing must be around for
it to hide in, or it’d have been seen by now.”
Cherie smiled and leaned over to the table to take a sip
of her soda, then looked back at the book for the next question.
*****
Cody walked into the prison about three hours later, like
he’d said he would. He’d been to the
hospital and tagged a large number of new illnesses. Tonight, he’d use some of them on Zachary.
Under his dark cloud, Cody walked through the doorway
into the rusty room into which the main door in the prison led. There was some graffiti in the corner, though
it was old and faded.
Cody looked around.
He saw nothing he thought was of note.
Where were Pink and Zach?
“Hello?” Cody shouted.
“Over here,” Zachary said. The sound had come from one of the
halls. Cody looked down the hall in
question, and saw Zachary motioning for him to come closer. Pink was on the ground. “She ran off down this hall,” Zach
explained. “She fell, and, I think,
sprained her ankle.”
Cody tilted his head.
“And you didn’t take her home?”
“It happened just a second ago,” he said.
Cody looked down the hall. That struck him as unlikely, which made it
likely that his plan had worked. “I
see. Well, it was you I wanted to speak
with. Why don’t you come over here?”
Zachary looked down at her, and then back up. “Actually, I’ll tell you what. Why don’t you help me carry her out to my
car? We could put her in the back, and
then you and I could talk up front.”
Cody looked at the cells on either side of Zachary. After a moment, he smiled. It had clearly gone as he intended. Zachary had figured out that he’d killed the
syndicate’s leader, as anyone would, and laid a trap for him. Having a trap prepared for your enemy was
smart, but made things all the worse for you when something went horribly
wrong. “Mollin Rath Olimachgor,” Cody
said.
Zachary tilted his head.
“What?”
Pink started shaking on the ground. Zachary looked down at her. His eyes widened. “Oh shit!
Oh shit!” He looked up at
Cody. “How did you make that
happen?” Cody didn’t answer. Zachary stood up and started running. He looked at the cells to his left and
right. “Subdue her!” he shouted before
running away.
About a dozen Selechii goons spilled out of the prison
cells, descending upon Anita. As she
woke up, rubbing her head, she looked around.
Her eyes widened. Cody thought. The most prudent thing to do might have been
to leave, or to chase after Zachary.
However, he saw the fear in Anita’s eyes as she stood up, and smelled it
wafting off of her. He gritted his
teeth. He ran outside, hearing Anita
shout. “Wait,” she cried, “help
me!” Cody ran outside of the building
and looked around for Zachary’s car. He
saw it, dashed over to it, and spent about fifteen seconds making it decay,
leaving it a useless rust-covered ruin.
Cody rushed back inside, seeing, as he expected, that
Anita had been knocked unconscious. He
clenched his left fist, but extended his right palm to fire a magical blast
into the nearest Selechii goon.
The explosion ripped the woman he’d fired on apart,
throwing her innards around. The cluster
of goons in front of her also fell over, the nearest ones dead, the farther
away injured.
The sound of the blast made the rest of the goons turn
around, and then gasp, but then, several of them pointed large weapons at
him. Cody’s eyes widened and he raised
his shield as a grenade flew toward him.
He dashed to the side, away from the entrance. When the grenade went off, the doorway to the
hall he’d been in collapsed. Cody heard
the crowd of Selechii goons rush away.
Cody stood up, keeping his shield raised. He’d intended for Zachary to figure out what
he’d done and set some cowardly trap for revenge, but he’d not expected quite
as many men as this to be available to fight him.
Cody left the building through the door that he’d entered. Looking around, he saw Zachary walk out of a
door, and then walk back inside and close it as soon as he noticed Cody. The scent of his fear was sweet. Cody rushed toward the door and swung it
open. To his left, he saw two of the
goons from before carrying Anita, and a third one behind them with a grenade
launcher of some sort.
Cody was able to raise his shield before the woman’s shot
hit him. He ran after her. She fired another shot, which hit his shield,
making it flicker. Her mouth widened as
he got closer, and she abandoned all attempts to fire at Cody and ran ahead of
the two goons carrying Anita, who both shouted at her as she did. Cody just ran forward. The goons ran faster as they dashed away, but
Cody was able to catch up to and tackle them.
He transferred several injuries and a case of blindness to one, with
instantly fatal effect. The other he
kept pinned down.
As Zachary scurried away, Cody looked at Anita. He should have done this months ago, he
thought, as he touched her, tagged her Disassociative Identity Disorder, as
well as the head injury that was currently keeping her unconscious, and moved
them over to the goon he had pinned, along with a batch of other illnesses, one
of which killed him.
Anita awoke from her state of being slumped on the
ground. She stood up. She looked down at the dead goons, and then
up at Cody. “Did you see which way
Zachary went? I probably only have a few
minutes before that demoness takes me over again.”
“He ran down the hall behind you, but you are on no time
limit. Pink should be gone now. I cured you of her.”
Anita’s eyes widened.
“I… You…. I…”
She looked at her hands, and then down at the floor. She looked back up at him. “I… Thank you.”
Cody smiled.
“Don’t mention it. I’m going to
go look for him too, though I’ll go a different way than you. If you encounter him, he’s likely to have a
magic sphere on his person. It’s a sort
of bad luck charm. Shout ‘Mollin Rath
Olimachgor,’ when you see him, and you’ll activate it, causing something bad to
happen to him. Just what, I can’t
say. When I did it a minute ago, it made
you emerge, forcing him to abandon his trap for me.”
Anita nodded.
“Mollin Rath Olimachgor,” she repeated.
“I’ll make sure I remember it.”
“Good. His car is
in no condition to be used, so he’s running around on foot somewhere.”
“Got it. Thank you
again.” Anita walked away, down the
hall, Cody ran in the other direction.
He could smell pungent fears all around him, but only a few were far
enough from the prison to be likely to be someone running away, and it happened
that the strongest was also the farthest.
Cody dashed after it.